中国人应该这样说英语~~~

红莓

哈哈，通俗易懂~~~~

1． we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿


2． how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？


3． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！



4． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝



5． You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！



6． know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…



7． WATCH SISTER
表妹



8． American Chinese not enough
美中不足




9． heart flower angry open
心花怒放



10． go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过



11． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条



12． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。



13． you have two down son。
你有两下子。



14． as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！



15． I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

红莓

16.来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较 清闲，面带微笑的：

前台小姐：“Hello.”

老外：“Hi.”

前台小姐：“You have what thing？”

老外：“Can you speak english？”

前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”

老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”

前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing,
no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”

老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”

前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little,
you on earth have what thing?”

老外：“I want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

宇 杰

哈哈~~~~~~~~~~
宇杰喜欢
下次碰到外教我也说两句

winnie

前台这位同志至少听力不错，比我强。

高勇

哈哈.喜欢.

原来只知道:give you some colour to see see.

jesus

I 服了 you.

蓼客

狂倒

jacey

中国式英文也是门学问 (-002-)

自旋子弹

--- King who is fucking is the son of King who has fucked！！！

金正日是金日成的儿子